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neopianangst: mutantcybunny: The Pant Devil. Being a...

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 02:34:38 -0400

mutantcybunny:

The Pant Devil.

Being a motherfucking pervert since…whenever he was introduced.

can I tell you that until like last year I didn’t even understand that “pant” meant like “pants” like “underpants”

idk what I thought it was about but if this motherfucker seriously goes around Neopia stealing people’s unmentionables I’m gonna file a civil suit

I should be working out

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 02:26:41 -0400

……. NOPE

NEOPETS TIME

adorablehexdoll: WTF.

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 02:22:02 -0400

adorablehexdoll:

WTF.

angrypteris: mutantcybunny: blobikins: is it just me or is...

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 02:15:00 -0400

angrypteris:

mutantcybunny:

blobikins:

is it just me or is this bori doing unspeakable things to that pumpkin?

Something tells me there’s a jack-o-lantern face on the other side of that pumpkin and its mouth is full…erm.

Halloween Jubjubs.

cybeles-reverie: plz help liberate neopia

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 02:07:00 -0400

cybeles-reverie:

plz help liberate neopia

nixi-ixi: altadorian: i had a dream that i robbed the neopian bank and when the police caught me i...

Tue, 08 May 2012 19:02:00 -0400

nixi-ixi:

altadorian:

i had a dream that i robbed the neopian bank and when the police caught me i whispered “i guess i’d better… split” and painted myself with a split paintbrush before running away
i woke up laughing so hard i was crying
i think there’s something wrong with me

submit split related jokes to neopian times

you’re bound to win

Photo

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 23:33:16 -0400

HEY FEYLEX

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 22:24:09 -0400

neopetsfanatic:

draicheek:

neopetsfanatic:

pinchits:

altadorian:

neopetsfanatic:

u guys wanna double date with me and daniel?

lol

we can go to the

i’m crying

Which movie will we see?

graybox looks pretty interesting

Although, Graybox 3 looks even better :)

GRAYBOX 3 IT IS!

owlboysnest: Look at that booty, show me the booty Give me the...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 01:13:46 -0400

owlboysnest:

Look at that booty, show me the booty
Give me the booty, I want the the booty
Back up the booty, I need the booty
I like the booty, oh what a booty

Shaking that booty, I saw the booty
I want the booty, lord what a booty
Bring on the booty, give up the booty
Loving the booty, round booty

Down for the booty, I want the booty
Hunting the booty, chasing the booty
Casing the booty, getting the booty,
Beautiful booty, smoking booty
Talk to the booty, more booty…
Fine booty

All about the booty, big old booty
Serious booty, amazing booty
I’ll take the booty, where is the booty
Stare at the booty, walking the booty
Touching the booty, whos got the booty
Grabbing the booty, rubbing the booty
Loving the booty, hugging the booty
Kissing the booty, holding the booty
Watching the booty…. Kicking the booty

Sleeping booty, screaming booty
Harder booty, softer booty
Sweeter booty, sour booty
New booty, used booty
Who’s booty, sister’s booty
Your mama’s booty
Cookin booty, mean booty
Good luck with the booty

Foreign booty, home booty
Road booty, found booty
Covered booty, bare booty
Sweaty booty, powder that booty
Bad booty, sadder booty
Wide booty, wider booty…
Double wide booty

Live for the booty, I like the booty
Suing the booty, scared of the booty
Expensive booty, cheap booty
Discount booty, rented booty
Leased booty, selling the booty
Working booty, easy booty
Sleazy booty, greasy booty
Need a lot more booty

Wet booty, dry booty
I hope that one’s my booty
Pretty booty, Pity booty
Little bitty booty

Beautiful booty, caressing the booty
Dissing the booty, missing the booty
Messing with the booty
Oh what a wonderful booty

Powerful booty, finding the booty
Give me the booty, wake up booty
Breakfast booty, lunch booty
Supper booty, dinner booty
Expensive booty, cheap booty
Buffet booty, hot booty
Cold booty, takeout booty
Delivery booty
All Booty

Booty booty booty booty booty
booty booty booty booty booty
booty booty booty booty booty
booty booty booty booty booty!

pooglesandprejudice: um I feel like the card ties it all...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:27:40 -0400

pooglesandprejudice:

um

I feel like the card ties it all together

disgruntledweewoo: mortalkorbat: derpsinneopia: neopian-bandwa...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:09:50 -0400

disgruntledweewoo:

mortalkorbat:

derpsinneopia:

neopian-bandwagon:

maniacalkyriis:

draicheek:

neopetsfanatic:

reiinvsneopia:

SPITS WATER EVERYWHERE.

I know this isn’t mine but

I couldn’t not

submit this

masterpiece.

(c) da_boz on neopets.com

~~please love me~~

i can’t even

i can’t find a gif to show my face right now

I had to go vote…I wish I could draw like this :o

brb voting

omfg

this is so glorious how can you not vote for this masterpiece

I’M A DWARF AND I’M DIGGING A HOLE
DIGGY DIGGY HOLE, DIGGY DIGGY HOLE

~~most likely none of you guise get that~~

HOLY JESUS I AM SO VOTING FOR THIS GUY.

SCREW YOUR GIRLY GIRL SPARKLYPOO FAERIES AND PRETTY BOY ROYALS

NEOPIA NEEDS MORE MANLY MEN

Best use of the Eventide Paint Brush on any pet, ever.

nabile: angrypteris: mortalkorbat: I like to think some user...

Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:03:25 -0400

nabile:

angrypteris:

mortalkorbat:

I like to think some user created this pet in a fit of rage after one too many people quit on them two spaces away from the door

then abandoned it once they finally calmed down

I too express my personal frustrations through emotional abuse of imaginary pixel animals

I would adopt this and turn it into an eventide draik if I could.

does this count as WN

HOW THE FUCKING FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE THIS NEGGBREAKER DOWN?!

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 16:24:08 -0400

getneopointsbitches:

WHAT IS THAT THING?!

Grab the negg amulet first, and it’s a cinch. Check Jellyneo’s Negg Fest page for help.

I missed one day. ONE DAY. Because I had homework. Now I...

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 10:58:51 -0400

I missed one day. ONE DAY. Because I had homework.

Now I won’t get the avatar D:

Photo

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 10:54:05 -0400

Photo

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 10:49:12 -0400

I GOT ONE I GOT A LUTARI

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 23:08:53 -0400

sexytympole:

My Bf has been wanting one so badly, and we missed the past few batches while we were in class, but I got one for him.

It is a blue male named Eloway

I'M FINALLY DONE WITH THAT CHICK

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 10:24:25 -0400

I don't know why, but I'm really proud that I'm close to ten mil

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 09:58:51 -0400

I make 10-20k a day because I don’t have the time to be on neo, so it’ll take me a bit to get 10mil, but I am so pleased with myself you have no idea

sexytympole: Today, Elliot is exploring his love of Negg...

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 09:56:58 -0400

sexytympole:

Today, Elliot is exploring his love of Negg fashion. Isn’t he beautiful?

*headdesk* Wrong Blog!!!